Pew Pong

This may be NO interest to most readers, but someday 20 years from now when Rick and I are sitting alone in the 2nd pew at Church, I may find I really miss these days!

Church starts:

Ding

Round 1

Line up: Lindsay, Dottie, Lexie, Kaylie Rick and Kodi sitting with the other Deacons preparing to pass sacrament.

Announcements, Song, Prayer ( I notice giggling through prayer from the little girls)

Ding

Round 2

Line up: Lindsay, Lexie, Dottie, Kaylie, Rick.

Releasing, sustaining...song, Sacrament Prayer, ( I notice giggles through this prayer as well, apparently the little ones can see each other through me!)

Ding

Round 2

Line up: Lindsay, Lexie, Dottie, Rick, Kaylie.

The water is passed. ( We are only 15 minutes into Church!) Time for the boys to return to their seats.

Ding

Round 3

Line up: Kodi, Lindsay, Lexie, Dottie, Rick, Kaylie.

1st speaker. ( Why is Lexie giggling, why is Kaylie crying?)

Ding

Round 4

Line up: Kodi, Lindsay, Dottie, Lexie, Rick, Kaylie.

2nd speaker. (Kaylie feels left out...Daddy's back is to her, he tries to recover) We hear a special song.

Ding

Round 5

Line up: Kodi, Lindsay, Dotte, Lexie, Kaylie, Rick.

3rd speaker. (Through my gritted teeth I declare to Kodi and Lindsay, if I have to sit between them I will make such a scene they will hope to wither and die before my very eyes, or something like that... or did I use that look last week?)

Closing Song and Prayer (It's over people, go to class!)

Ding

Round 6

Line up: Just me (Man they know how to leave the pew fast!)

And to think, this is a slow Sunday only 6 rounds! Shew!

I don't want to wish it away, but I would love to wish for it in mute, with less tears, no touching and no one, absolutely no one looking at each other!